This has nothing to do with a certain film.
A long, long time ago, there was a huge drug-running scheme going on over the Atlantic. Since it was such a long time ago, the runners all had names like Um and Ogg and Piss. One day a runner called Eek was down at the wharves.
Eek spotted something that looked like a bag of pure guano. He was very excited, since pure dinosaur guano (the best kind) is very expensive. He ran over and picked the bag up. Then a load of policeOgs came out from behind the ships and hit Eek over the head with their clubs and dragged him off.
Eek was very stupid. Never pick up dinosaur guano. Not even in a bag.
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